Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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Poop

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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What fires shots? A gun

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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