- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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