Winking at old people

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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