A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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France never surrender.

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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9/11.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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