Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Ruller

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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French people.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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