Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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You.

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I Love Hitler.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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This is not a joke.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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