Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Robin, get in the car.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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What's 6+2? 16

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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