- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

George W. Bush

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Dallas Cowboys

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

I love you.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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