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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

William Raines.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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