poop.........

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Liars go to hell! -God

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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son, you're adopted.

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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no

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Anti Joke

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