An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Is Carly smart? No.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is a dog? Bark

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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I like jokes.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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That's unfortunate.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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