A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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