- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

A black succeeds

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

What is a dog? Bark

You.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What's in there? Get outta there...

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

A man sat down Then he stood up

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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