- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

Guess what? SHADAP

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

I like jokes.

How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

How did the mecanic die? He drowned

Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

Black people are innocent.

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