- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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