i like turtles

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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