Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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I have no joke. u mad?

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I like jokes.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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