What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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William Raines.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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hi bye

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87

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Thumbs this up

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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