I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Jess Burns

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Military intelligence.

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

What's 9 +10 19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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