- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Asians...

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Dani Barton = Stupid

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

A joke

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

Global Warming.

You.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

women's rights

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

Knock Knock Come in.

balls in ya mouf

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