- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Face...the other white meat!

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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