- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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