Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Face...the other white meat!

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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