An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life" life sentence: a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives; "he got life for killing the guard"

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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