- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

batman has diarrhea

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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