- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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