What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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what did the farmer do? plant

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whats black and large -me

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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hi

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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