What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Adam Chebali has no life

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

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