Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

What's one plus one? two.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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