What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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