Knock Knock. Go Away!

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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