- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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