- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

dat shoe shine tho

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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