What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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