- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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