- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

women's rights, lol

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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