A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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Anti Joke

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