Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Womens Sports

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Poop.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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my names jim haha

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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Anti Joke

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