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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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