- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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