What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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Women's Rights...

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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My nipple is bleeding

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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I'm Spartacus

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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