- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Please ignore this statement.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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