- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

dat shoe shine tho

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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