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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Click here to end the world.

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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