- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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