- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

hola said the chinese man

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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