What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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