where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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How do you end a sentence

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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