- Anti Joke

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

I love pissing people off :P

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

what do you call a black chef glendon

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.