- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Wait! hundred billions!

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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