- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

LO AND BEHOLD!

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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