- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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