Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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