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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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