So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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shut up elliot

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Balls

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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