- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What comes after 23? 24.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

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