A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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