Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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