Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

The WPGA tour

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Colin is gay but toasters are not

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Justin Bieber.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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