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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

being sober in a bar fight

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