- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What's red, blue & green all over?

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

I <3 Hitler

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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