- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Maths.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Why did jim all I over? He dies

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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